Remember that time...

*you graveled me with tater tots?
*I kicked your ass in Soul Caliber II?
*I kicked your ass in Monkey Bowling?
*we narrowly escaped death when walking to WinCo?
*we initiated Margarita Night, and Wine Night, and Frat Kid Beer Night?
*we built a fort in the living room?
*we had this interaction, ME:"Harbinger, you didn't flush the toilet. You left me presents."
You:"YES I DID! We do not have industrial strength toilets Trisha. It's gonna take more than one flush to get all that shit down."
*and this one, You:"Trisha why can't I pump gas? Nothing's coming out.:
Me:"That's because you have to push where is says push here in order for it to work."
*we went on an adventure and came home with a cat?
*we made a deal that you needed to live 100 more years from the day you got banished from WinCo so you could go back and steal another Odwalla bar?
*you set the kitchen on fire?
*you set the kitchen on fire, again!?
*I borrowed you copy of haunted? [I never gave it back, sorry]
*we used to go to IHOP every week for breakfast?
*you made the Champagne Room?
*sam robo tripped in the living room by himself?
*we had an adventure in the woods and found a tree house?
*I convinced you to be a hooker for Halloween and you let me do your make up, glitter and all?
*I accidentally threw out your shower curtain? [I never did buy you a new one.]
*you promised me you'd never do this?

It was never supposed to be like this. We never really got to say goodbye. You were more than just an old roommate, you were an amazing friend. One of the best.

I miss you already.

I have less than 300 hours left in school. I should be a Licensed Cosmetologist by the end of April! OH YES!

When it's good, it's really fuckin' good. But when it's bad, it gets ugly.

i think i'm going to start bloggin' it up again.

UPDATE:
-i quit Daiso. moved back home. start school in April.
-i've fallen in love with Jim Sturgess. i'm going to have his babies....if it's okay with Brock.
-i decided cowboy boots are pretty much my favorite things ever. too bad i left mine in F-Dub.
-i caught a pretty nasty cold. i'm almost human again.
-i'm contemplating growing my hairzzz out. i'm tired of looking like a little boy.
-i still love Lanny and if she doesn't call me tomorrow, i'm breaking up with her.

i'm not dead....just resting.

work is good. i get to stock chopsticks and things all day long. i'm getting better at japanese greetings.

also in mall related news: sanjaya will be in the commons today. hopefully the turn out will be small. i mean he's precious, but he can't sing for shit.

I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to Babybob556 for making the background and icons for my journal. Thanks hon, ur super special!

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

ass to mouth...

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.